Favorite Duckie Quotes:
Duckie: What now?
Duckie: May I admire you again today?
Duckie: We don’t have none of this stuff in the boy’s room! Wait a minute! We don’t got none of this… we don’t got doors on the stalls in the boy’s room, we don’t have, what is this? What’s this? We don’t have a candy machine in the boy’s room!
Duckie: This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you’re ruining it for me!
Duckie: It’s called a sense of humor - you should get one - they’re nice.
Duckie: Well, that’s very nice. I’m glad. Well here’s… here’s the point, Andie. I’m not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and… and I can’t like you anymore. So… so when you’re feeling real low and… and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don’t look to me to pump you back up ‘cause… ‘cause… ‘cause maybe for the first time in your life I WON’T BE THERE!
Duckie: I’m off like a dirty shirt.